Then, on which was indeed a dark fuckin’ day, we learned that the online portion of the game would be shut down due to song license expiration and shit. Understandably, neither of us had much willpower to endure that fucking slog.

What this means is that you have to spend long, tedious fucking hours and hours playing the online portion long fucking after you’ve reached the max level and gotten all the score boosts, and literally all fuckin’ incentive to keep playing is stripped away. You can actually do all the other online achievements and still only have about 130,000 strums logged. Unfortunately, the online portion had achievements that required long, LONG grinding to the tune of (see what I did there? hehe) 1,000,000 strums. So, a few years ago, Activision tried reviving the series with Guitar Hero Live. Never told this story on this podcast, so buckle up. Speaking of Guitar Hero, I’ve got a story for you motherfuckers. Al’s a fuckin’ beast at Guitar Hero, so he helped me with some stuff I was stuck on, and I’m forever grateful for it. For those of you who aren’t too familiar with gaming terminology. Later found out we lived within an hour of each other, so we decided to hang out and try to do some local co-op stuff on Guitar Hero 3. We had a session to run through the co-op achievements on a game called N+, and we ended up having a great conversation. I met Al on a website I’ve occasionally talked about called True Achievements. Motherfuckers and fuckermothers! Emoclew to the Al’s Well That Ends Well Edition of your and my favorite fuckin’ podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week I’m co-hosting this shit with a longtime friend of mine, Albert Fraser V, aka five, but his real last name is ForVendetta.

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